Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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