and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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