I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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