Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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