She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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