I'm lost and stupid without you.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
