I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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