they said they heard you say put it in my butt
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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