just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I lost the right to judge tonight
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
