party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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