I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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