i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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