i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i used baking grease as lip gloss
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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