PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
