a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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