we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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