I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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