i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
4 words: hood of his car
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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