I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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