Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
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