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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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