So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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