She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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