if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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