i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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