I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
My vagina just clenched in fear
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