the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
