your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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