yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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