I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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