This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
