I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
pop tarts are not kleenex
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Just puked most of my soul out..
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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