Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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