let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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