Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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