And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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