Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
