this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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