I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
