I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
