Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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