I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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