i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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