I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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