I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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