We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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Oh Jesus.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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