paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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