dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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