You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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