How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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