Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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